“Shit’s Everywhere” but let me save that teddy bear! Call me Supa Hot Fire but I aint a rapper.
So’s I’m sittin’ here rereading Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird in a tacky southern accent and I’ve discovered that it is a better read the second time around! Throughout the summer I’ll be revisiting the classics we read freshmen and sophomore year… like a baws. Note to self: somehow acquire Mockingjay and read the sheit out of it.
One reason why Seminar is fun is because we talk about the weirdest, most intrusive topics ever thought of. One day, Annie said she had to fix her merf/murf/mirf, which we learned is a slang term for a wedgie in the front. Curiously, I asked, “How do you get merfs (merves?) if you’re always wearing a panty liner?” This brought up a whole controversy about whether or not panty liners should be worn daily. Annie’s argument was that the vagina needs to breathe, so panty liners shouldn’t be worn every day. My argument was that having vaginal discharge all over your panties is just plain nasty. You can always switch out the panty liner if needed, but you don’t always carry a clean pair of undies around! SO I decided to take this to our AP Statistics Semester Project. Surprisingly, the topic was accepted and well… this is it! Unfortunately our question remains unsolved because we measured the difference in proportions between female underclassmen and upperclassmen who wear liners every day. I probably shouldn’t go in depth here because then I’d be rambling about the two proportion z test, its conditions for normality, independence, and randomness, and how the z test statistic proved a pvalue that was much higher than any reasonable alpha level that ultimately led us to fail to reject the null hypothesis which gave us insufficient evidence to conclude that there is a difference in the proportion of female underclassmen who wear panty liners every day and that of female upperclassmen at Rowland High School! And that doesn’t answer our question at hand! But do you like my new tank, I got it for 11 bucks yesterday!
10:29 PM
I Shit My Pants When
I came home today and the first thing Mom said to me was, “We can’t log onto the administrator profile on your computer.” And no, I do not partake in the nasties.
Thinking it was nothing at first, I calmly hit the restart button because restarting the computer virtually fixes all problems in the eyes of us computer newbs. When that didn’t work, the parasympathetic nervous system (ahem Denisse) of my body kicked in. With every click on “Miss Mandy,” it would give me this bull: “The User Profile Service service failed the logon. User Profile cannot be loaded.” The User Profile Service service? That’s when I thought it was some hacker with ghastly grammar who somehow got into my computer despite the fact that I hadn’t turned it on in a while. But I did turn some other things on ;) loljk.
Then I started thinking bout the stories of them webcam hax0rs that hack into your webcams and watch every move you make behind the lens. Paranoia hit so I unplugged the USB cable of the webcam from my computer jk I didn’t really but I thought about doing it.
So then I said alright, I will proceed to Google this error like a baws which ultimately led me to an excellent video tutorial on YouTube by lenker2011 and whuddyA know, apparently this error is common in Windows 7 and Vista because Windows Vista is whack as fack. The tutorial made the procedure as easy as getting up in the morning jk on the real doe the tutorial was superb and I felt like the boss of the boss when I didn’t fuq up regedit like last time which I somehow fixed without my good friend Google auuwwwwwyeee.
“she’s cute.. but she doesn’t have an ass/boobs”
You know, it isn’t her fault she doesn’t have big boobs or a big ass like some other girls. You think she doesn’t know that? She probably compares herself to those same girls everyday.What does the size of her boobs/ass have to do with her personality? That’s like a girl saying ”Oh, that guy is cute but his dick is small”. Guys, would you enjoy hearing that? I know I wouldn’t. It’s rude & disrespectful. Learn how to respect a girl with her clothes on.
It ain’t about the size, it’s about the surprise. ;)
